Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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