marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Boobs speak an international language.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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