people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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