But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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