Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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