just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.