if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.