I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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