he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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