He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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