okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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