I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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