Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Shitshow foam night was such a success
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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