You really coming over, don't trick.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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