I only kidnapped one of them. chill
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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