at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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