No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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