there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
this boner is exhausting
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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