Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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