i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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