She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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