Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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