a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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