He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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