I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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