Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea