Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(646): View more from New York

I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.

(347): View more from New York

And what brought this epiphany?

(646): View more from New York

I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(646): I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on. (347): And what brought this epiphany? (646): I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later http://tfl.nu/hsai

Replies (27) Good night (3277) Bad night (454)
Favorite
(970): View more from Colorado

I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"

(763): View more from Minnesota

Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(970): I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?" (763): Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka. http://tfl.nu/xe07

Replies (10) Good night (3408) Bad night (704)
Favorite
(630): View more from Illinois

I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(630): I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti. http://tfl.nu/166m

Replies (21) Good night (1098) Bad night (6521) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool. http://tfl.nu/0qcg

Replies (42) Good night (12151) Bad night (1119) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(773): View more from Illinois

I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(773): I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do. http://tfl.nu/ja9q

Replies (12) Good night (2229) Bad night (4094) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(403): I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now http://tfl.nu/plpv

Replies (27) Good night (5067) Bad night (1177) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(303): View more from Colorado

But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(303): But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you. http://tfl.nu/unr3

Replies (10) Good night (4704) Bad night (820)
Favorite
(334): View more from Alabama

He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(334): He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees. http://tfl.nu/sgqa

Replies (8) Good night (1341) Bad night (3733) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(469): View more from Texas

on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(469): on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers. http://tfl.nu/kub0

Replies (3) Good night (2082) Bad night (731) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(510): View more from California

I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard

(1-510): View more from California

Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(510): I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard (1-510): Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening. http://tfl.nu/lvw9

Replies (5) Good night (2288) Bad night (622)
Favorite
(604): View more from British Columbia

i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(604): i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS http://tfl.nu/2yyy

Replies (5) Good night (2863) Bad night (831) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(415): View more from California

White people are beatboxing! Save me.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(415): White people are beatboxing! Save me. http://tfl.nu/ywqe

Replies (4) Good night (517) Bad night (936) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(516): View more from New York

Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(516): Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips. http://tfl.nu/dsdr

Replies (4) Good night (537) Bad night (231) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(306): I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee. http://tfl.nu/xuxq

Replies (1) Good night (573) Bad night (150)
Favorite
(310): View more from California

Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(310): Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public? http://tfl.nu/31zf

Replies (2) Good night (750) Bad night (184) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: