I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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