Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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