If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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