what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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