what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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