Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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