so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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