come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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