i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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