I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
meet me or not, i'm out of control
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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