As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I am mentally ready for anal.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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