dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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