You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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