her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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