covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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