There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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