Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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