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Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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