I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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