normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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