so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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