I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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