hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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