Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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