Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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