I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
