Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
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Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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