Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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