i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
