we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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