I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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