the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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