I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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