I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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